一个非常现实又非常难以启齿的问题。

北京康康

固定好厕纸,用PP去擦厕纸不就OK了?

故垒西边

想起个笑话，如下：


         那一天老大坐在一架豪华喷射客机上 ，突然肚子剧痛，要拉肚子.... 但所有的男士专用厕所都客满。 但他实在憋不住了， 于是跟空中小姐拜托， 让他用一下女生厕所。
　　空姐有点为难， 但还是答应让他去上， 还很担心一再交待他不要碰任何东西， 拉完肚子就赶快出来。
　　于是老大一阵慌乱进去女生厕所。 当他拉完后， 神情一阵轻松 … 发现马桶旁有三个按钮， 分别写著 HW、HA、ATR ，他很好奇； 想想这么先进的厕所一定有什么特别之处， 但又想起空中小姐的叮咛 KK 。不过，还是很好奇， 于是按了第１个写著 HW 钮 ……
　　咦！竟然从後面喷出清洁的热水。 好棒！ 原来是 Hot Water 之意。
　　他心想，真高级！ 连忙看第２个钮 … 写著 HA 应该就是 Hot Air 罗！ 果然按下钮后，送来徐徐热风。
　　真有意思！！ 那第３个写著 ATR 到底是什么意思？
　　于是他按下第三钮 …… 突然一阵剧痛 ……$@#&!* ，两眼发黑晕眩了过去 ……
　　当他醒来时已在医院，护士小姐面色凝重的看著他说： 先生，你醒了！这是你的 xx 我把它放在你的枕头旁，希望你节哀！
　　“哇哇哇！我的 xx ！……！怎会这样？”
　　老大大叫：“我不是在上厕所吗？怎么会这样？”
　　先生，空姐说你误触了 ATR 钮， 那是 Automatic Tampon Remover = 卫生棉条自动拔除！

山水间

故垒西边
。。。
你这笑话笑的我肚子疼

tomatoly

有种马桶 可以自动冲水 然后自动烘干............

洛甫

别讨论马桶了，还是先想想没有双臂的人如何把裤子脱下来吧。

很明显没有双臂的人方便的时候需要别人的帮助，靠自己是无法完成的。

edmond

Tampon Remover 把他的XX拔除?

edmond

原帖由 故垒西边 于 2008-9-17 11:02 发表

                               
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想起个笑话，如下：


         那一天老大坐在一架豪华喷射客机上 ，突然肚子剧痛，要拉肚子.... 但所有的男士专用厕所都客满。 但他实在憋不住了， 于是跟空中小姐拜托， 让他用一下女生厕所。
　　空姐有点为 ...

這是原版英文版

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED".

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.

The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".

Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 'ATR' button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

smars

看来我们平时对残障人士的关心还是太少了

幸运星225

问得好啊 :lol

小乖乖

没胳膊的游泳健将很感人